Help Wanted Ad

   Outstanding opportunity with local real estate corporation. Requires strong background in real estate, financing. Some legal training helpful. Prefer candidate with M. A. and two or more years of successful real estate experience. Broker's license required. Salary range $50,000--$ 80, 000 yearly in accordance with education and experience. Begin immediately. Interviews will be conducted Tuesday and Thursday, June 10 and 12. Call for an appointment 243-11522, or send a letter of application and resume to:

   Personnel Department

   Executive Real Estate Corporation

   500 Capital Avenue

   Lawrence, Kansas 67884

The real estate corporation is looking for ______.

Passenger: Taxi! (A cab stops and he goes in.)

Cab driver: ______?

Passenger: King's Hotel on North Street.

Tony: Will you please pass me the saltshaker, Bill?

Bill: Sure.______

Tony: Thank you.

Mother: Danny! Don't make any sound when you have your soup.

Danny: Yes, Mum.

Father: ______.He's only a child.

Husband: Can I wait at the coffee bar? I feel ill at ease when you are picking things out.

Wife: ______.I don't want to shop alone.You can always give me advice, or enjoy looking at beautiful women.

Husband: Don't talk nonsense.

Lucia: Do you have any tissue, Polly?

Polly: Here.______

Lucia: Thanks.I have a terrible headache.It seems to be flu.

Bus driver: Move to the rear of the bus, please.There are plenty of seats.

Passenger: ______ ?

Bus driver: Forty cents.Drop it in the box.

Stephen: Well, hello, stranger! ______

Gordon: No, I went to California for-a few weeks.

Stephen: Oh, really? Where did you go?

Gordon: Los Angeles.I stayed with my brother.

Mother: Jimmy, what are you hiding behind your back? Let me see.

Jimmy: It's kitty.Please let me keep it.It's a good kitty and will not bring you any trouble.

Mother: ______ I told you.No pets.It'll make a mess of this house.

Sophia: There'll be an issue next month introducing your newly published book and I'd like to have an interview with you, if possible.

Josh: An interview? I'd like to, but I'm afraid my schedule is all full.

Sophia: It won't take you long, Mr.Josh.______.

Mother: Tom, it's 7:30, you're going to be late for school.

Tom: I feel like another five minutes' sleep.

Mother: ______ Get dressed.